August 31, 2006

Ruffles have Rrrrrridges!

August, 30, 2006

What is that, a bikini wrapped around a tank top?

August 29, 2006

Oooh, Stepford Wives headband.

August 28, 2006

Um, no that is not paisley.

And didn't she wear that on July 13th. Oh no, re-wardrobbing!!!

August 25, 2006

We're as stunned as Maria is with that outfit.

August 24, 2006

If that sweater were any tighter, The 9 might actually get some visitors...

August 23, 2006

Where's the Luau?

August 22, 2006

Her shirt's so tight, she can't breath!

August 21, 2006

Doesn't that remind you of the Black & White Cookie episode on Seinfeld?

August 18, 2006

I think I saw that outfit in an episode of Charlie's Angels.

August 17, 2006

Polka Not!

August 16, 2006

August 15, 2006

Nope, that's knot it...

August 14, 2006

We saw that outfit on July 11th. Maria needs a raise!!!

August 11, 2006

Where they all out of AC/DC t-shirts?

August 10, 2006

Make fun of my sweater, I'll bust you in the chops.

August 9, 2006

Maria's got...arthritis.

August 8, 2006

Is that pendent from the Fruit of the Loom gift shop?

August 7, 2006

Is that a recycled Bill Cosby sweater?

August 4, 2006

Eee Gads! She hates it too!

August 3, 2006

August 2, 2006

August 1, 2006

Is "death shroud" in this fall?

July 31, 2006

July 28, 2006

July 27, 2006

July 26, 2006

Maria wants YOU, to buy U.S. savings bonds...

July 25, 2006

Eeyysh! Fire wardrobe!

July 24, 2006

Me thinks Maria no likes the tattered collar

July 21, 2006

Hello, my name is Maria and this is my cleavage.

July 20, 2006

So serious! and tight lipped?

July 19, 2006

Love the top, lose the cranberry garland.

July 18, 2006

July 17, 2006

Uh, no, I'm not headed to Flushing Meadow. Why do you ask?

July 14, 2006

No really, it'd look better without the white tank.